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donald duck is a drug lord

by Kalikala Smith

he captured me
raptured me
and my friend
leilani.
he took us to
a mountain blue
and tied us up
with much to do.
donald duck
how did you get here?
was disney that bad?
were the kids too much to fear?
donald duck
in your cartoonish figure
did you really think
drugs were the answer?
in my dream you certainly were
quite the drug lord
but you didn't really have the right factor.
go back to disney
you're a better comedic actor.

03/26/2003

Author's Note: i think i should stop writing poems when i wake up... they're very interesting... this was after i had a dream that donald duck kidnapped me and my friend and brought us to a mansion in the mountains. we had to escape and convince him he was not a very convincing drug lord... that he'd be better back at disney. umm ya...

Posted on 03/26/2003
Copyright © 2024 Kalikala Smith

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by John Harder on 03/30/03 at 09:21 PM

heh heh. awesome. i've never dreamt of a disney charactor... that i remember anyway. and hey, weird is good.

Posted by Anne Engelen on 04/04/03 at 05:42 AM

Very cute! fun read:)

Posted by Charles J Hannan on 04/22/03 at 08:08 AM

hehehe..this is too cool, Kalikala...donald with the cronic...I wondered how he got so many friends.

Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 04/23/03 at 01:13 PM

LOL! Where can I get some of whatever you've been eating or smoking before going to bed??? I enjoy writing poems from my dreams also due to their surreal nature that otherwise would be hard to accept by others if I tried to pass them off as reality.

Posted by Jason Wardell on 01/07/04 at 06:44 PM

oh. ok? this is some crazy, crazy stuff... i wish my dreams were that interesting ;)

Posted by Richard Trotter on 01/10/04 at 09:53 AM

i commented on this previously- but its a great read, had to say how much I enjoyed its surreal creativity:)

Posted by J. P. Davies on 01/13/04 at 08:44 AM

ROFLMFAO...Awesome, I used to dream about carton characters in real life situations all the time. Guess I'm just nuts...

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