What Husbands and Wives WANT(family theme, some adult content
by Carl WalkerHusbands want sex
that comes as no surprise to anyone
they need it like air to breathe
when they're old and impotent they think about it
even if they can't remember why
Husbands want sex
Husbands want their wives to ggive them sex
(and when I say ggive, I mean ggggive)
*entering into the mind of a husband*
"I wish my wife would tell me,
'this ____day (some day two days from now)
is going to be your day
I'm going to sex you up
whatever you want, if I've got it, you're getting it
however you want it, as loong as you want it
(and when I say as loong, I mean as loooong)
until you begg for mercy
(and when I say begg,
well,...... you really can't imagine unless you are a husband).' ."
its really that simple, that is what is in the mind of a husband
well, its almost that simple
you know I'm telling the truth
In other words
husbands want their wives to know what they want and give it to them
(or at least not to no them)
not considering that it is not what the wives need
(well, they do, but not in the same way)
what do wives want?
*entering the mind of a wife*
(some women are thinking, "this is a male author; that arrogant snott,
no mere man can figure out what is in a woman's mind"
all the men are thinking, "that stupid snott, no mere man can figure out what is in a woman's mind"
"I wish my husband wouldn't talk to me
when I'm trying to talk to him.
I wish my husband would excell in listening to me
and provide me a safe place to disagree, or express my heart.
I don't want him to dismiss my feelings by telling me what he thinks my solution should be;
I just want him to listen.
And I wish my husband wouldn't be silent
when I want to listen to him."
It's not that simple
but that's a start
now add affection and consideration
that is something of what wives want
In other words
wives want their husbands to know what they want and give it to them
(or at least not to no them)
not considering that it is not what the husbands need
(well, they do, but not in the same way)
here is something most husbands and wives miss
If a husband will give his wife affection and consideration
(even when he doesn't think she really needs it)
she will probably give him sex
(even when she doesn't think he really needs it)
but, mere mortals that we are,
we need to be taught,
we need to be told,
try this out
ggive your ____________ (husband, wife, long term partner, etc. --fill in the blank)
(and I mean ggggive)
what they need on their terms (not yours, Dolt)
twice for every once you try to teach, tell, instruct, ask, begg, etc
what you want
you may be surprised to get what you want
settle for less than yu know yu deserve
all I ask is that you do a little better than your ___________ (husband, wife, etc. --fill in the blank)
03/21/2003