Cigarettes, Alcohol, And The Willingness To Die by Jersey D GibsonThe three biggest products in America are, in order:
Coca-Cola
Budwiser
Marbolo
The three biggest killers in America are, in order:
Cigarette caused cancer
Other forms of cancer
Alcohol related car accidents
03/11/2003 Author's Note: But, gee, let's worry about Tax Reform and Reality TV!
Posted on 03/12/2003 Copyright © 2024 Jersey D Gibson
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Posted by Melina Raven Maness Diebold on 03/12/03 at 04:46 AM I agree. I still don't understand why people can sue for getting cancer from cigs either? It's VERY known now, and has been for decades, that it's unhealthy. And I'm sick of having to smell smoke when in public, like going to the grocery store or walking into school. People stand around puffing like a dragon and I just have to hold my breath and choke and gag til I make it away from the infernal crap. Man, this turn into more of a rant than a comment. Basically, I just want to say, I agree. Makes sense to me. |
Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 03/12/03 at 10:10 PM Social cynacism well applied. Applies equally to Canada in a slightly different form. |
Posted by Adrian Calhoun on 03/13/03 at 07:51 AM Born free, taxed to death, somewhere in-between we try to kill ourselves. LOL Good social piece J. |
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