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It's Christmas Time For Bin Laden!

by Jersey D Gibson

'Twas the night before Christmas,
up in the land of Afganistan,
not a creature was stirring
not even the Taliban right-hand.

Then it ended with a crash,
a noise the Afgans heard before,
American soldiers bringing presents,
of bullets, bombs, and C-4.

And when Bin Laden wakes up,
and looks under his X-mas tree,
it's a delievered hand grenade,
straight from you and me.

On Army, on Air Force,
On Navy and Marines!
On tanks, on bombers,
On guys with M-16's!

'Tis the day after Christmas,
Tora Bora is all broken,
the Taliban has been crushed,
it's leaders are all chokin'.

Bin Laden fled with tail between legs,
tried to escape but was caught,
Americans have him in shakles,
now look what he has got?

It's Christmas time for Bin Laden!

12/10/2001

Author's Note: Originally posted Dec. 10, 2001

Posted on 03/12/2003
Copyright © 2024 Jersey D Gibson

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 03/12/03 at 10:08 PM

I don't think Christmas will ever be the same after reading this Jersey. Clever stuff! Just hope it one day becomes a reality.

Posted by Christina Bruno on 03/13/03 at 03:21 AM

ah! Jersey you're so awesome!!

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