Beware Haiku Lovers!
by Phil P Robson
Haiku writers all make me sick
I could rhyme better words with my d**k
I reckon your crazy
Or just goddamn lazy
Whats wrong with a good limerick?
Only kidding, I dont really hate you
Its more like I dont know what to do
I only know its three lines
I dunno if it rhymes
Wont somebody explain this haiku?
Author's Note: No offence meant, I thought it was about time I added something a little "lighter" to my library. Sorry about the language too, any help on writing Haiku's appreciated, Phil
Posted on 02/04/2003
Copyright © 2022 Phil P Robson
|Member Comments on this Poem|
|Posted by Anne Engelen on 02/04/03 at 10:12 AM|
hahahah what an original way to ask for some guidelines :)
|Posted by Lori Johnson on 02/07/03 at 03:01 PM|
Re: line 2...We don't believe you, we want to see proof! LOL
|Posted by Kara Hayostek on 02/18/04 at 04:02 PM|
I can't write a limerick so i guess we're even?
|Posted by Meghan Helmich on 08/26/08 at 05:34 PM|
i agree with kara haha i've never written a limerick. i find that syllables are easier than meter/rhyme for me.
i think haikus are comfortable because they give you (usually) 17 syllables to say something meaningful. even if it's silly. i guess i like a challenge. and i'm all about saying something in as few words as possible. (although my comment would suggest otherwise...haha)