Home   Home

Things to Take to the Writers’ Conference

by Bruce W Niedt


laptop
journals
shirts and slacks

shoes
notebooks
business cards

dictionary
thesaurus
a bag full of imagery
willingness to schmooze

desire to work hard
desire to have fun
desire to improve my style and craft
acceptance of criticism which is 1/3 worthwhile
enough expertise to constructively help others

tolerance of poets who write rhyming verse on puppies, butterflies and flowers
tolerance of poets who write free verse on suicide, darkness and despair
ability to interact with “respectable” writers who can be patronizing and full of themselves
fortitude to withstand at least one workshop leader who tells me to “write from the right side of
the brain”
reminder to nod when some elbow-patched professor-type tells me my work is “promising –
but…”
courage to accept that (a) I may never be considered better than a “good” writer, and (b) that
I will probably never make the New York Times Bestseller List

underwear
socks


01/15/2003

Posted on 01/15/2003
Copyright © 2024 Bruce W Niedt

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 01/16/03 at 06:02 PM

Well done! Love the way you tuck the writing section in-between the more practical. I think you're one of the best poets on the Internet; definitely one of my favorites. I've learned through interacting with enough egg heads that a university degree (even in English) does not guarantee one to be a great poet. That's only half of it. The rest comes from genuine born talent, and the willingness to tear one's own heart out and drop it pumping on the page.

Posted by Mara Meade on 01/20/03 at 08:16 PM

-chuckle- I'm learning vicariously from this...!

Posted by Laurie Duncan on 09/26/09 at 05:47 AM

Bitingly delightful.

Return to the Previous Page
 

pathetic.org Version 7.3.2 May 2004 Terms and Conditions of Use 0 member(s) and 2 visitor(s) online
All works Copyright © 2024 their respective authors. Page Generated In 0 Second(s)