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Dear John [slightly scatological]

by Bruce W Niedt


I will keep my daily appointment.
here in the porcelain room,

perched atop the bottomless throne
where I do my best work.

Pen and pad will be positioned
upon my naked lap,

as I issue products of dubious value
from both ends.

01/12/2003

Posted on 01/12/2003
Copyright © 2025 Bruce W Niedt

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 01/16/03 at 05:56 PM

HA! Witty stuff Bruce. Adds a whole new meaning to 'laying an egg.'

Posted by Melina Raven Maness Diebold on 02/15/03 at 09:40 PM

Very clever! I thought I was the only person that did that. ;) Oops...have I given away too much? LOL

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