are you ready for a concept
the likes which have never been seen?
well, not in this decade-
but still, brand new to the screen?
the largest franchises in history
duke it out once and for all
to be the kings of the part 3's
determined in a brawl?

who could resist
a matchup
so very loveable
as what this is:

what if we have a friend named rocky
meet a little friend from friday the 13th?
oh the possibilities,
oh the humanity!
just think: jason and rocky
stuck in a ring
jason managed by tim curry
and mr. t as rocky's manager, don king!

but jasons gone missing
where he is we dont have a clue
so we'll go to our pothead second option
from jay and silent bob fame, it's jason mewes!
just think about this
jason mewes and sly stalone
in the most riviting sequal
since the second home alone!
i can smell an oscar
for all parts included
or, perhaps my thinking
has been quite dilluted
it's been a slow year for movies
we're scraping rock bottom
we want to make better films
we need better ideas, and we aint got em.

i apologize for this crap
in theaters near you
and that's all i can really say.
sorry.

12/25/2002

Author's Note: this is based off of a stupid story i came up with while bored. um, check my journal for the original version.

Posted on 12/26/2002
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