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ODE TO ME!!!
by Betania TeschSubtitled: Happy Birthday to the Coolest Person I Know, haiku in 3-5-3
cool oozes
from my divine skin
so awesome
my birthday
sparkly pink phallus
passage gained
adulthood
comes in carton form
flick click glow
hey morons
I plan on voting
you should too
bruce springsteen
what more can I say
wicked cool
good presents
much love all day long
paradise
11/23/2002 Author's Note: YAY! It's my 18th birthday. I'm so happy for me that I decided to post fake haiku sheerly for my own pleasure. I know they're not good or cool...that's not the idea folks. The idea is that I'm so cool that I couldn't not have a birthday poem, and since none of my poet friends wrote me one...I WROTE IT MYSELF...I mean, I'm my own biggest fan.
Posted on 11/23/2002
Copyright © 2024 Betania Tesch
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Cathlyn Cartier on 11/23/02 at 09:02 PM Well I don't know ya quite well enough to compose an ode to you, but I did wish you a happy birthday = ) and btw.. Happy Birthday again. = ) |
| Posted by Bethany Lee on 11/23/02 at 09:51 PM Happy birthday, dearest Bethany!! And i do think your haikues rock! especially the pink phallus part...have a splendid b-day! -Bethany |
| Posted by Glenn Currier on 11/25/02 at 04:37 AM I'll put you on my calendar for next year... but happy birthday... if you had as much fun with the rest of your day as I had reading your poem, it must have been a good one. Bethany Rocks!!! |
| Posted by Richard Paez on 11/25/02 at 11:02 PM hey, hey, hey, share some of that cool with me! :) I'm stark out and it's hotashell down here! lol :) |
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