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'Tis The Season To Get Fatter ('Deck The Halls' Parody)
by Jersey D Gibson'Tis the season to get fatter,
fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Stuff your face, and fill your bladder,
fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
See your waistline grow in inches,
fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Your belly sags, and your belt pinches,
fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Cook the food 'till it reaches pan tops,
fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Chase the turkey down with some Schnops,
fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Another football game, let's go Denver!
fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Oh dear God, leftover Thanksgiving dinner,
fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. 11/19/2002 Author's Note: Poem of the Month! December 2004
Posted on 11/20/2002
Copyright © 2025 Jersey D Gibson
| Member Comments on this Poem |
| Posted by Kristine Briese on 11/25/02 at 03:46 PM Oh, Jersey! I'm emailing this to everybody I ever heard of. This is hilarious. |
| Posted by Christina Bruno on 11/27/02 at 06:47 AM Hehe cute |
| Posted by Chris Sorrenti on 11/30/02 at 03:40 PM Absolutely hilarious Jers. Christmas dinner will never be the same after reading this little dittie! |
| Posted by Chris D Lavigne on 06/04/04 at 02:47 AM 'tis always the season for some laughter...well put. |
| Posted by Melina Raven Maness Diebold on 12/06/04 at 08:10 PM Cute, and as I now hurt the scales 5 lbs more, very poignant. |
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