Home   Home

Hear ye! Hear ye! Cass Suedes are Missing....Film at Eleven

by Matt Forget

Paste the message on the boards

The boots are gone away

“Save them boots!” a man cried out

“Through price and law you’ll pay!”

Return the boots of red and suede

To found owner Cassie Blake

Cuz if you don’t and run away

You’ve made a big mistake.

Prepare your doom oh wretched one

The taker of such beauty

Even though you’re wearing them

You’re still not much a cutie.

The boots belong to one such maiden

Who needs those boots the most

If she can't find her sacred suedes

She’ll hunt from coast to coast

Don’t tempt her for her anger

Or try to make her blue

Cuz all she's ever gonna do

Is walk all over you!

11/17/2002

Author's Note: Cass: The message is out. We'll find the boots. We'll hunt them down and tie them up and they will be yours once more.

Posted on 11/18/2002
Copyright © 2024 Matt Forget

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Cathlyn Cartier on 11/18/02 at 02:42 AM

The epidemic has started, beware the "Red Suede Tide" ... so fun seeing the game get started again.... great sport, great poem

Posted by Rommel Cruz on 11/18/02 at 05:21 AM

Funny one. Kinda reminds me of those town criers in medieval times. =)

Posted by Lori Johnson on 11/18/02 at 07:44 PM

LOL, another good addition to the boot party. :)

Posted by Kalikala Smith on 03/27/03 at 03:46 PM

what is this boot party? i wanna join the fun! anyways... wonderful poem just the same:)

Return to the Previous Page
 

pathetic.org Version 7.3.2 May 2004 Terms and Conditions of Use 0 member(s) and 2 visitor(s) online
All works Copyright © 2024 their respective authors. Page Generated In 0 Second(s)