Your Heavenly circle,

slipping off your head.

Trying to superglue it on,

keeps falling instead.



Hold it on with a coat hanger,

tape it on real tight.

Now you've gone and done it,

misplaced your holy light.



Go and get yourself a stapler,

or go and purchase some duct tape.

But your halo's on the ground,

and now it's too late.

10/17/2002