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Bumbling Ardor

by Charles E Minshall


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What a bumbler I am
When I think of her,
It seems like my days
Are just a blur.

I daydreamed of her
And hammered my thumb,
What foot dancing pain
Now it's totally numb.

I swung the same hammer
To strike a nail,
Missed and hit parts
That determine me male.

That doubled me over
And I banged my head,
I now swing a hammer
With fearsome dread.

With her on my mind
I crunched a finger,
Possibly pains
Number two zinger.

The man who invented
Full suits of armor,
Did it I'm sure
For bumbling ardor.
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07/07/2002

Posted on 07/07/2002
Copyright © 2025 Charles E Minshall

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Kate Demeree on 01/14/03 at 09:45 AM

*hugs* Have been there my friend! More than a time or two.... missed this when you posted it. Glad to have the pleasure of reading it now. Hard I know sometimes to keep picking that hammer up.

Posted by Agnes Eva on 04/03/03 at 07:28 PM

Hahhah. this one is so cute (resonates with my clumsy days)!

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