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Don't Ask It's NyQuil

by Howard F Farewell

Welcome to the party!
It’s a beautiful Green Day
When I come around.
Walk down these streets nightly
Just watch out for that
System of a down and their reigning Toxicity
Over on 5th
You can find some guys fighting foo
And… Hey! Johnny Park!
He was lost by that bush a while back
Said he saw a machinehead or something
They don’t have a whole lot of garbage here either
Well ‘cept for what the stupid girl leaves around
Over at the drive in
They have some killer food man
Theirs also the legend about a guy with a
One armed scissor or something …
I dunno there’s a lot of weird stuff round here
Take that guy
We call him
RobHe keeps saying he’s seen a ‘spook show baby!’
He’s a bit crazier then most
Tried making something called a ‘living dead girl’
Whatever that is.
You ever need to fix anything the tool is over there
Yeah you only really need the one
Hell we took some ticks and leeches and made
A hooker with a penis
Over there is our usual gang of misfits
They like to say they’ve been
Where eagles dare
But its all a big load
Well nevermind it all.
Just one more step towards nirvana.

12/14/2001

Posted on 12/14/2001
Copyright © 2024 Howard F Farewell

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Melissa Arel on 01/16/03 at 06:23 PM

Very clever :)

Posted by Michele Schottelkorb on 03/19/04 at 07:28 AM

this was so awesome... many of these bands rock... cool form... i've always wanted to do a poem with my fav bands in it... this was done well... blessings...

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