Stupid Little Punk 12-year-olds in Rockland County
01/29/2005 05:17 a.m.
I must be getting old. I used to DO shit like this. Now I report it to the COPS?? What's up with that??

So I go to Amanda's with her to go pick up some clothes for her cuz she's sleeping over tonight. Now. On the way TO Amanda's house, there was nothing wrong with Central Highway. But APPARENTLY, some dilligent young citizens (by which I mean punk 12-year-old boys who CLEARLY have no parents, since they were roaming the streets like Vampires at 11 o'clock at night in the freezing cold with only their own weak consciences supervising them) must have noticed that there was somethint TERRIBLY bad with Central Highway (possibly that there hasn't been an accident on that road recently enough for their satisfaction??). So they figured they'd do the rest of the town a favor and put orange traffic cones ACROSS THE WHOLE STREET, INCLUDING THE MIDDLE OF THE LANE I WAS DRIVING IN. Naturally, that cone was larger than the OTHER cones, so when I plowed right into it, it got stuck under the bumper.

And then I did the unthinkable. I turned my car around, after pulling into the 7-11 parking lot to remove the offending traffic cone, and I took my car and the cone to the Stony Point Police department. OOrdinarily, I avoid members of the law enforcement field. I don't have to explain to the people who know me best about why. I've got a bone to pick with them, especially in Stony Point. But THIS was beyond anything I could just LET GO. THIS could have destroyed my vehicle. I'm not quite sure how. But I know that damage to some one else's personal property was the intention when these snot-nosed little freaks layed those cones down, so I'm sure I'm lucky as hell that my car still runs. So i HAD to report it. Plus, cones like that belong to the town, so the cops would probably want to know that they were missing those cones.

So we went and reported it. We were laughing a little, the cops were laughing a little, they thanked us for letting them know and sent a car to retrieve the remaining cones and spare the rest of the town the agony Amanda and I endured. But the best part was that on the way home, we saw the little chucklehead motherfuckers who put those goddam cones down and let them know that the cops were on there way. I never saw some scared little pussy-ass bitch boys run so fast before in my life. And Ive seen some guys around here run from the cops before. But this was the finest display I've seen so far. I guess becuase it was myself and my friend who made 'em run.

I hope they're punk asses got brought down to the station to get balled out real quick before the cops had their parents come pick 'em up from the station for the first time, and I hope their parents BEAT THEIR ASSES RED like my mom woulda (RIGHTFULLY) done to me if she ever had to pick my ass up from a police station. (Thankfully, I've always avoided police involvement. I may not be perfect, but I havent taken my imperfection to that level so far.) No respect man. I tell ya.
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