you really dont wanna know....
12/26/2002 12:06 a.m.
ROCKY THE 13th: OVERSEQUALIZED
in this slasher/ feelgood comeback movie, sylvester stallone plays the washed up, in-and-out-of-rehab rocky. He is coaxed by his promoter, don king (played by Mr. T) to go back for one last fight (yes, AGAIN.) although, this time, the opponant is the feisty washup himself, jason. unfortunately, since we dont know the whereabouts of the REAL jason, we substitute Jason Mewes (from jay and silent bob fame) instead. can the drunk, incoherrant loser still match up to this young newcomer? can jason have mercy on rocky? will don king get a haircut? will this end the long saga of sequals? does anyone care?
the answers to these questions and more, in ROCKY THE 13th: OVERSEQUALIZED. or, i could just tell you right now: nope, nope, nope, probably not, and nope.

look for it in theaters RIGHT NOW! now, when you'll see it in theatres, that's another matter...

oh, and also, tim curry makes a cameo as a sweet transvestite somewhere in here. just a heads up!
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