Tiger in the Woods 01/24/2010 03:45 p.m.
It's just too funny. Chip had to change the locks on the roof hatches of his office building. The paparazzi have been around to all the businesses offering 20k for access. He said he wouldn't take the chance of having all those red shirts with Mamaw's camera or Papaw's binoculars hanging off the side of the building...
Batten down the hatches
matey
a Tiger's in our woods....
I wish everybody would just leave the man alone.
Give him some peace and let God put him back together.
Leave him alone people!
sheesh
I am currently Angry
I am listening to apocolypse now
hard to keep his face straight 12/28/2009 11:29 a.m.
He did a great job not cracking up!
I'd have lost it.
Love this one...
I am currently Bemused
I am listening to Tennessee
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Philemon will blush through New Years 12/26/2009 10:27 p.m.
at kisses from a beautiful blonde
but his shy grin gives it away...
when the mistletoe list
tiptoes in
Making faces at my Nana
cuz she makes faces at me
And only moments later the beautiful blonde
on Christmas Day will be shot between the eyes
by her own father
with a rubber tipped bullet that stuck
between her eyes...
There will be a reckoning and it won't be pretty
but it will be beautiful!
... the son in law's only comment
looking at his father in law's soon demise...
hey
I have to live with her
Co-Conspirator
When you get a chainsaw
for Christmas
Everyone starts looking like a tree.
Throw in a bow and some arrows
and a target you'll be.
Right, Pop?
I am currently Blessed
Comments (0) Two dozen wrapped 12/21/2009 02:21 a.m.
and glad I am to call it a day of helping Santa. Blessed when the little blondie in the car ahead of us on our way to the Mellow Mushroom stared nonstop at our Christmas apparel. Lord Jesus, I thank you for the beauty you brought into our world with your birth. Never let my gaze waver please, in adoration of how you administer our Father's kingdom not only now but in the hereafter we all long to see dawn. Please look down and remember my Mama with great kindness. I ask you to send your angel of healing to announce your presence today with her when we can't be close in her times of trial. Please give her a heart filled with celebration of your goodness expressed this week. Guide the surgeon's hands and keep all strokes far away. Please grant us, somehow to help, and answer Megan's pitiful prayers for her Granny. Please announce your intention to bring her under the shadow of your wings into the kingdom of our glorious Father of lights. Please grant her testimony of your great grace and mercy. Bless her rest this night enfolded in your arms.
I love you.
Your Birth into this world is the greatest event ever announced by the heavenly host. Keep us ever mindful of your will and obedient to live out our love for you by loving others.
Bless the name of your Son, Hallowed Father, in the sight of all men,
Amen.
p.s. Would you please get USM to quit playing too much Buck Owens? And think about granting my secret wish? Thanks! I am currently Tired
I am listening to USM Christmas programming
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WISH I'd have thought of it 12/17/2009 04:22 p.m.
for Gage!
LOL
LOVE it
All is not lost... There's always Kaydence...
Megan will KILL me! Oh yeah it's a done deal next summer...
Happy birthday to me... I am currently Cheerful
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Little Angel sing 12/13/2009 03:21 a.m.
Nana another lullabye
Philemon lit up like a Christmas tree...
by the Frog Pond
I am currently Affectionate
I am listening to Jeremiah Johnson
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Abominable Snow Men 12/06/2009 06:57 a.m.
Well...
One abominable snow man
