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these.things.are.still.fun
08/19/2005 03:06 a.m.

Freudian Inventory Results
Oral (70%) you appear to be overly passive and dependent, wanting things to be given to you instead of working for them.
Anal (30%) you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.
Phallic (60%) you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.
Latency (56%) you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.
Genital (40%) you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.
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Maslow Inventory Results
Physiological Needs (40%) you appear to have an adequate supply of basic necessities.
Safety Needs (44%) you appear to have an adequately secure environment.
Love Needs (60%) you appear to be semi-content with the quality of your social connections.
Esteem Needs (47%) you appear to have a medium level of skill competence.
Self-Actualization (46%) you appear to have an average level of individual development.
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Eysenck's Test Results
Extraversion (62%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
Neuroticism (82%) high which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Psychoticism (43%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly kind natured, trusting, and helpful at the expense of your own individual development (martyr complex).
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Jung Ideal vs. Real Test
Introversion |||||||||||| 46%
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Extroversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
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Intuitive |||||||||||||||||| 76%
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Sensing |||||||||||||||| 63%
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Feeling |||||||||||||||| 66%
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Thinking |||||||||||||||||| 73%
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Judging |||||||||||||||||| 80%
|||||||||| 36%
Perceiving |||||||||||| 50%
|||||||||||||||| 70%
ideal you |||||| real you ||||||
ideal type - ENTJ, real type - ENFP
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Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results
Warmth ||||||||||||||| 50%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||| 42%
Aggressiveness ||||||||| 30%
Liveliness ||||||||||||||| 50%
Dutifulness |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Social Assertiveness |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Sensitivity |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Abstractness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Introversion |||||||||||| 34%
Anxiety |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Openmindedness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Independence ||||||||||||||| 46%
Perfectionism ||||||||||||||| 50%
Tension ||||||||||||||| 42%
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Career Inventory Test Results

Extroversion |||||||||||||||||||||||| 73%
Emotional Stability ||||||||| 26%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 33%
Altruism ||||||||||||||| 46%
Inquisitiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%

You are an Inventor, possible professions include - systems designer, venture capitalist, actor, journalist, investment broker, real estate agent, real estate developer, strategic planner, political manager, politician, special projects developer, literary agent, restaurant/bar owner, technical trainer, diversity manager, art director, personnel systems developer, computer analyst, logistics consultant, outplacement consultant, advertising creative director, radio/TV talk show host.
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Your personality type is SLUEI
You are social, moody, unstructured, moderately egocentric, and intellectual, and may prefer a city which matches those traits.

The largest representation of your personality type can be found in the these U.S. cities: Reno, Washington DC, Providence, New York City, Denver, Norfolk, Salt Lake City, W. Palm Beach, Baltimore, Miami/Ft. Lauderdale, Detroit, Albuquerque/Santa Fe and these international countries/regions Kazakhstan, Luxembourg, Greece, Argentina, Iceland, Taiwan, China, Croatia, Italy, Poland, Spain, Israel, Brazil, Mexico, Thailand, Turkey, Finland

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I am currently Clever
I am listening to -

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these.things.are.fun
08/19/2005 02:22 a.m.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||| 20%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Altruism |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
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I am currently Cute
I am listening to ac

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I'm Dying
07/27/2005 09:26 p.m.
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
South Mouth High Preistessitis
Cause:excessive Internet usage
Symptoms:occasional jaw dislocation, dolphin noises, blocked nose, mild flatulence
Cure:trepanning
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

I am currently Bummed
I am listening to The sound of my last breaths. hahahahaha

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PURITY
07/27/2005 05:06 a.m.
Your Kissing Purity Score: 31% Pure

You're not one to kiss and tell...

But word is, you kiss pretty well.





I am currently Cute
I am listening to Diamond Rio- One More Day

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Help!!!
06/30/2005 08:19 p.m.
If you are in the Rockland County NY, or Northern NJ areas, PLEASE HELP ME!!!

I need a job.
Full time.
Monday thru Friday.

I'm only picky about the days because I'm commited to work the Rennaisance Faire this season Saturdays and Sundays in August and September, I can't back out of it, and honestly, I dont want to. I like that job.

But I need another one in the meantime. Preferably something in an office that pays $10/hr at least with 40 hrs a week. I can Do Excel and word, and I can learn ANYTHING else.

So if anybody out there cares whether my new car gets repossessed or my Insurance company drops me, PLEASE PASS ON ANY LEADS YOU MAY HAVE.

It's and emergency, I'm dying over here.
I am currently Restless
I am listening to The Indigo Girls

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Counting Crows finally wrote a song about me (by accident, lol)
06/08/2005 07:19 p.m.
She don't want nobody near
But you can't get away from that
They appear and disappear
And they all get a string attached
Pretty soon they got you hanging on a line
Pretty soon they're singing one by one the same old rhyme
They say, "I'm alright, I just can't get home tonight."

She don't want nobody home
Cause it's a little too crowded then
But she don't wanna be alone
So they just keep pouring in
Pretty soon they got her headed for the door
She comes home to find that they're not hanging 'round no more
She says "I'm alright, you just can't get home tonight."
Don't you wonder what she looks like in the light?
She says "I'm alright, I just can't get home tonight."

Pretty whitewashed lies
Endless alibis
And the reasons that need cleaning every night
Half a world away
You can't wash away the stain of the deceiving
And the things that you cannot believe, and well...

She don't want no one around
Cause she don't want anybody to see
What she looks like when she's down
Cause that's a really sad place to be

Pretty soon she gets them crawling up the walls
Then she wonders why they beg her please to never call
She says, "I'm ok. It's alright. Hey, look who's on TV tonight."
She says, "I'm alright, I just can't get home tonight."
Don't you wonder why it's dark outside at night?
She says, I'm alright, I just can't get home tonight."

I am currently Affectionate
I am listening to well duh, my song of course!

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Happy HoliDAZE!!!
04/20/2005 06:28 p.m.
All you smokers out there, this is OUR day!

Smoke, eat, sleep.smoke some more, and be merry!

And celebrate once for me! =)
I am currently Lazy
I am listening to tv

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I wouldnt know, really
03/27/2005 06:16 p.m.
HASH(0x8ca9fec)
You are Sylvia Plath! She committed suicide by
shoving her head in a gas oven.
Congratulations! She was mentally troubled
throughout her life, and toyed with the idea of
suicide many times. She wrote brilliant and
insightful poetry, although it was all
autobiographical; poor sylvia had a hard time
getting outside herself, and her connections
with members of the opposite sex were troubled
at best. She has been picked up since her
death in the early sixties as a champion of the
feminist cause.


Which famous poet are you? (pictures and many outcomes)
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I am currently Affectionate
I am listening to nothing

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The wisdom of Denis Leary
03/02/2005 10:30 p.m.
When i was younger, well before i ever could have ever dont such a thing deliberately, i had my father wrapped around my little finger. Of course, all my fingers were little. But he was wrapped around the littlest one. And he used to read to me. And he wasnt allowed to stop until i said so. If i wanted to hear "Fox In Sox" 6 times in a row... I heard 'Fox In Socks" 6 times in a row. If I wanted to hear "Never Tease A Weasel" followed by the one about the firehouse that kept a cat instead of a dog, followed by the runaway higway story, followed by cloudy with a chance of meatballs, followed by him singing "Golden Slumbers" (which i thought was a T.P. Waldron Original until i heard it on the radio one day... you can imagine how devestated i was)... I got just that.

Now i'm 21. 21 year old girls can still conceivably have their daddies wrapped around their somewhat larger, but still little fingers. But i think 21 is too old for crap like that. I think the previous 21 years of faithful service deserves a permanent break from that bullshit. I'm an adult now. (A debateable statement, but bear with me.) And i'd like to be seen as one. Being an adult means facing my monumental screw-ups, in the arenas of school and my personal finances, without making excuses. Being an adult is going to mean not starting to cry when he mistakes the *reasons* for said screw-ups *as* excuses. (this is going to be the tough one. this is where i always lose my credibility everytime.)

Denis Leary wasnt kidding.
"Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up"
I am currently Alienated
I am listening to tv

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Applying the Howard Stern Defense to the Ten Commandments
03/01/2005 01:17 p.m.
LOTS of people don't like Howard Stern. A good number of them probably actually hate him. He's got a foul mouth, (I'm not criticizing, because so do I), his content is beyond vulgar (again, not criticizing. I didn't become perfect in between commas), and frankly, the way he speaks to and about women he doesn't find attractive is inexcusable. (That's a criticism. Everybody draws the line somewhere. That's mine.) Yet somehow, even with all the people who find him so incredibly offensive, he's got himself a nationally syndicated radio show that lots of people love and listen to daily. His supporters tell his adversaries, "Hey, if you don't like it, just don't listen." That makes a lot of sense. No need to infringe on his rights to be an overall pig. I'm being serious. I simply dont listen. If i turn on KROCK in the morning (the local NY station where his home station is), and Howard is still running his mouth, I just listen to WPLJ until his show is over. That way, i don't have to hear what I deem as a bunch of unneccesary bullshit, and his fans still get to enjoy him. And all of his piggish glory. So, if I can find a way to live in a world where Howard Stern is still on the air and manage to not have my life ruined because of it, then somebody, please, tell me why something like displaying the 10 Commantments in a public courthouse is such a crime. How is it that the set of rules our laws are based on is an offensive thing? It's not like it prevents you from practicing your own religion or no religion. It's not like you cant still be Muslim, or Pagan, or Hindu just because you read the 10 Commantments on your way into court. It doesnt force you to be any version of the Christian or Jewish faiths. It just reminds people that most likely, youve broken one of those rules, and now your going to find out what the consequences for that are. I mean, damn, something really should be reminding people that Thou shalt not steal. I can't tell you how many of my personal belongings have been swiped from me. No, it's not my fault. Its because whoever steals my shit is an asshole. Something should be reminding people Tho shalt not lie. While I do believe in degrees of lying, and telling someone something thats not entirely true to spare their feelings borders on a noble lie, most of the lies I've been told in my life (and a great many other people from all walks of life, i'm sure) have simply been hurtful, and occasionally harmful. WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH ENCOURAGING PEOPLE NOT TO DO THOSE SHITTY THINGS? It doesnt force anyone to follow those rules, it just puts them out there for people to consider. Sort of a streamlined version of our own laws. And it's a free exchange of ideas. Dont we like that in the USA? Or is this Communist China, and we should start killing Christians?? I'm perfectly aware that the first 3 Commantments are expressly about the Judeo/Christian God, but just the way I ignore Howard Stern instead of trying to get him taken off the air, you, if you practice no religion or a different religion, can just ignore those first three since they dont necessarily apply to you. They can't just be left off because those christians and jews who do end up in court probably could use those first three reminders so they dont have to go to court anymore. It just encourages people to behave themselves better than they do. not for the religious. But for the secular. This society is suffering. People have become very selfish. They want what they want no matter what the cost to them, and with special disregard for the cost to others. How can reading the 10 Commandments, which warn against that sort of behavior, possibly cause more damage? It doesnt overturn the 1st amendment. Congress still cant establish a national religion. They still cant pass any laws that prohibit you from practicing your own way, or not practicing at all. So someone, please tell me, why are the 10 Commandments more offensive than Howard Stern?
I am currently Angry
I am listening to Jiimy Nuetron

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