I was high again

I was down low again

I was drunk probably too

I was ugly on top of that

whatever the top is.

there was this thing for google

ask fucking google to do it!

and you know what?

this girl had this fucking mango in her hand

and she was like unshure how to cut the the fucking thing

so she was like "how do you slice a mango"

and I was like FUCK, ITS JUST A FUCKING MANGO, TAKE A CHANCE, CUT THE FUCKING MANGO YOU TWAT

and King Curtis played a whiter shade of pale

and all the rest was true

10/26/2018

Author's Note: my dick is bigger than your dick

Posted on 10/26/2018
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