make google not do it
by Artur Desruisseaux
I was high again
I was down low again
I was drunk probably too
I was ugly on top of that
whatever the top is.
there was this thing for google
ask fucking google to do it!
and you know what?
this girl had this fucking mango in her hand
and she was like unshure how to cut the the fucking thing
so she was like "how do you slice a mango"
and I was like FUCK, ITS JUST A FUCKING MANGO, TAKE A CHANCE, CUT THE FUCKING MANGO YOU TWAT
and King Curtis played a whiter shade of pale
and all the rest was true
Author's Note: my dick is bigger than your dick
Posted on 10/26/2018
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