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I've Been Drunk with You

by Thomas K. Hunt

I've been drunk with you
that's something I don't want to do
You're a whole different guy
I can't look you in the eye

I've had three shots of whiskey with three beer chasers
I've lost count of the mind erasers
I can't say what I've had after that
Let me ask you do I look drunk yet?

You know the look
You wear it all the time
It only takes one to know you're drunk out of your mind
Stay right there I'll be right back
I'm in a hurry to grab my hat

I've been drunk with you before
that's why I'm headed for the door
Maybe I'll sit over there away from you
Yeah, that's what I'll do

Bartender I'll take a crown over ice
Yes I'll sit right here, it will be real nice
As long as I don't see your face
I'll sit right here and enjoy this place

I've been drunk with you
that's something I don't want to do
Things are cool after two or three
Four drinks and more stay away from me

You're one obnoxious son of a bitch
When you get wasted it's like flipping a switch
One minute you're cool and having fun
Come on man, do you kiss your mother with that tongue?

I've been drunk with you before
I won't do it anymore
You get too loud and you're rude
You get a real bad attitude

You're no fun to be around
You bring everybody down
I've been drunk with you before
and I won't do it anymore

I'll hang out with you and we'll have some fun
Have a couple drinks when the day is done
Once you start on four or five that's the time I run and hide

To get to the point you're an asshole when you're drunk
You're nothing but a rude obnoxious punk
I'm only messing with you
You know it's all a lie
I'll get drunk with you until the day I die

03/10/2018

Author's Note: To the closest river rats I know. You know who you are, love ya

Posted on 03/10/2018
Copyright © 2024 Thomas K. Hunt

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