Hey I found a good idea
A way to build my wealth
It doesn’t seem to cost too much
And it guarantees better health

You can buy the secret formula
For just a little bit
Guaranteed to dissolve complete
It won’t be in your shit

Just send me thirty dollars
To get your order in the mail
I know that you’ll be satisfied
‘cause this pill just doesn’t fail

The only complications are
it makes you loose some weight
And it seems to enlarge penises
I knew you’d think that great

Now I know this is a writers group
For stories and the written word
But I just had to share this truth
Because I’m stupid and absurd

09/07/2017

Posted on 09/07/2017
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