Checking Out the News Feed

by Thomas K. Hunt

I'm checking out the news feed
to see who's telling a lie
I'm just checking in while I'm on the fly

That's a beautiful pic you shared
The one with everyone that cares
I've never seen it before
Post others if you have more

I love your dog, he's so damn cute
Your son's so handsome dressed up in his suit
Your granddaughter is as precious as can be
Here's another throwback of me

I love familiar faces that appear on my wall
Pics of family and friends most of all
Hold on a minute my message light is on
It was just another game request from some guy named Juan

Just type amen and riches will be at your door
Exclude me from that religion that's not what amen is for
Have fun and keep it clean
Wash your dirty laundry in our own machine

I just checked out the score
Another let down like the last
I remember that pic
We had such a blast

I'm checking out the news feed
I tell you no lie
I'm just checking in while I'm on the fly

For the elephants and the donkeys
Please keep them to yourselves
Spend your time having fun
throwing snowballs at elves

The water in my pool never gets cold
I read in the feed you're getting snow
The sun's shining here where the trade winds blow
I love rubbing it in, it never gets old

It wasn't LW who posted that
It was LB and that's a fact
Post like that bring the smiles out
That's the kind of post I want to read about

Another posted pic of your dinner plate
Is that something you really ate?
I see you caught the big one on your fishing trip
I read it was just before you caught the hook in your lip

Time to solve another puzzle
with the answer right there
I see Ginger Rogers passed away
She danced with Fred Astaire

So sorry for the news
You're in my thoughts and prayers
They're all in a better place
They've all gone upstairs

I'm checking out the news feed
Who's telling a lie?
I'm just checking in while I'm on the fly


Posted on 06/24/2017
Copyright © 2021 Thomas K. Hunt

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