Kenyan Spear Tips (Have your face.)
by Johnny CrimsonWe fought soft and short
to end up in this stew.
There are even receipts
for everything that's not
nailed to the floorboards.
We made flashcards for the King,
he studies when he wants to, I suppose.
The big show is close,
he's become increasingly agitated.
When we told him
that it was unconstitutional
to actually stuff his fist
into another human being;
he fired all the interns, sans the blonde.
He choked his wife against a wall
in his office that night...
Then we let him get on TV,
and speak to the country...
09/27/2016