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Dialing Drunk

by Joe Cramer

I think
I just shouldn't have so much to drink
I would dial drunk
but I really thunk
there's no one for me to call,
no one at all.
It's pretty pathetic,
but hey, I actually get it.

01/23/2015

Author's Note: I never hold on to numbers for that same reason. I am positively a drunk dialer! Want me to call you sometime?

Posted on 01/23/2015
Copyright © 2025 Joe Cramer

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Linda Fuller on 01/24/15 at 01:13 AM

Years ago, I used to drunk dial my boss from a payphone in my favorite watering hole. He was cool with it, luckily. And, thanks but no thanks to your offer :-)

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