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Fake Contest

by Artur Desruisseaux

the chickens were about to fuck

the one chicken mounted the other chicken

he slapped her across the face with his wing and said

"don't you be a little bitch and tell anyone"

be thankful you're not in a room with bill cosby

it would be much worse

we picked up both chickens

"what the fuck are you doing, said one human, to the chicken"

"that there chicken was about to fuck that chicken" said the other human

"is that right?"

the chickens didn't talk

"so you're one of those rapist chickens huh?"

the chicken was silent

"you know what we do to rapist around here?"

the chicken didn't say anything

"we cut their fucking heads off!"

the chicken let out a scream

"yeah we cut their fucking heads off, ha!"

the farmer grabbed the chicken by his neck and with his knife

shaved off the little cocks head

it all happened so quickly

it was jet set, trash and no star!

the female chicken covered her face with a wing

while the headless male chicken

bleed to death in agony

that happens

sometimes

12/21/2014

Posted on 12/21/2014
Copyright © 2024 Artur Desruisseaux

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Anne Boulender on 12/22/14 at 02:11 AM

"be thankful you're not in a room with bill cosby"

i keep on having nightmares about bill cosby in his rapist hat

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