If I had a quarter for every time someone told me I was cute, adorable, awesome, that they "just want to keep me", or that I made their day, I would still not be able to wash a single load of laundry.
Because despite acquiring a butt load of cash in coin form, each coin would lose value instantly every time those of them that I was attracted to did not find me attractive back.
And even if one per chance did, and I managed to score a date, I would not have any clean clothes to wear.

07/21/2014