Oh God, I Think I Just $#!@ The Bed! by Jersey D GibsonIt's an uncomfortable feeling
when life gives you a suckerpunch.
When you wake up and find yourself
four and a half hours late for work.
In the end we're just animals.
Ever close the door behind you
and then just remembered the keys on the table?
Ever dread opening up your mailbox
to see how many bills pounce you?
But in the end we're all animals.
A bikini barista selling Jack and latte in Starbucks
a billboard about gambling addition at a casino.
A flat tire out on the highway
a cancelled flight as your heading out for a holiday.
Yeah but we're all just animals.
Just the other day I saw a man with a tablet
he completely ignored a cute girl.
A shopping spree on Amazon
I found a freak on ChristianSingles
Can we do it like the animals?
The news told a little white lie
they said the economy is on the rise today.
Get enough people on the bandwagon
we can fool all the people all the time.
I watch HD, it has animals.
Last night I watch Jimmy Fallon
he teased you all with bullshit jokes.
Let's make TV shows about making meth
why do they let Lindsey Lohan act at all?
How do we appear to the animals?
A forest fire destroys a million acres
it's not like we need print media.
Money moves at the speed of light
but it takes three days to cash a check.
How are we like the animals?
A pot smoker gets twenty years
will the Border Patrol get a tunnel rat?
Snoop Dogg has changed his name more times than Prince
State budget plus up'ed by legal weed.
'We Got To Get Out Of This Place' by the Animals.
You can Wikipedia how to make an atomic bomb
no one studies anymore.
30% of commercials are psychiatric drugs
you might need them because there's no more Game Of Thrones.
Are we devolving into animals? 07/14/2014
Author's Note: Two year hiatus over? Check. Best I could come up with? Check.
Posted on 07/14/2014 Copyright © 2025 Jersey D Gibson
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