"Can you change the music?

"No, I can't change the music"

"Why not?"

"The music is not the kind you can change."

"Who's in charge of the music?"

"Nobody"

"Oh, so Gods in charge of the music?"

"Yeah gods in charge of the music and he doesn't like you"

"Why not?"

"Listen what do you want!"

She had blue lips and black teeth. Could barely form a coherent sentience. Too much wine. I've seen the type before.

"My best friend just got married!" She said

"That's too bad!" I said

"Can I get a drink?"

'No, you've had enough."

The problem was there were more like her around. The world was populated with them. They were always getting married and having kids. I didn't want any of them. They could keep their precious pussies.

Finally the pizza arrived and they started sticking pizza in their mouths. I felt shameful to be in the same room with them. It was like feeding a bunch of dirty hogs on a farm.

To think, some guy put a ring on that.

In the corner was the groom, passed out. His buddy got up, took out his dick and stuck it in his friends mouth as he slept. Everyone laughed. Someone took a picture. I think it was his wife.

"Can you please put your penis back in your pants!"

The guy had like a two inch dick. A little babies dick.

Later that night the cops came.

Some guy beat up his girlfriend. I got the details from security. It was a weekend to patch things up. It didnh't work out so well. She told him it was over and he went into a steroid rag. He slapped her around. She clawed his face.

He was like 6'2 250 and she was like 5'1 120. The children were in the room too.

When cops came he had found scissors and cut off all her hair.

When it was over she didn't even press charges!

"Really?"

"Yeah, she looked like a busted condom with no hair"

"I guess some women like that shit."

When I got home I took a shower and got in bed with a beer. It was three am and I was alone and it felt good. I lit a cigarette. Don't fall asleep while smoking, I reminded myself. So many people are repulsed by cigarette smoking these days which makes me even smoke more. I've seen family members die on hospital beds from lung cancer.

Oh well.

I smoke because I'm hoping for an early death.

Till then!

07/12/2014

Posted on 07/12/2014
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