I hate Bono.

I was trying to read this article

about Lou Reed in Rolling Stone magazine

which is a piece of shit now.

I can't blame David Fricke,

It's not his fault.

Maybe it's my fault for still buying magazines

in 2013.

Once in a while,

Rolling Stone prints an article that is worth reading.

But goddamnit,

I don't care what Bono thinks.

A few years back I went to see that Charles Bukowski documentary,

"Born Into This"

all by myself in the theater.

I had a live in GF at the time but

I didn't ask her to see this with me.

Why even bother?

She wouldn't care in the first place.

Anyway, wouldn't you know it,

Bono reading Bukowski poems!

I got up and walked out that goddamn theater,

faster that you could say "ah fuck."

The world is shrinking up faster than those

stupid "shrinky dinks" I used to melt

in my Mama's oven.

Lou Reed was cool.

Bono is not cool.

U2 should really break up!

Fuck you Bono!

I hope you choke on a chicken bone and die,

prick!

P.S. Go youtube that U2 video "lemon" if you want to puke.

11/08/2013

Posted on 11/08/2013
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