It's okay
if today
you're a Boy Scout,
and you're gay.
But there's no way
if you turn eighteen,
then it seems
you can't be a leader.
So if you're a kid
and you follow
an alternative lifestyle,

just don't grow up.

Of course, if you're an atheist,
you're not welcome anyway.

04/27/2013

Author's Note: ... I disposed of my Eagle Scout award, so much for being a Scoutmaster for 20 years!

Posted on 04/27/2013
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