I received my first banker's bill
atop old beacon hill,
which is not adjacent to chappel hill.
It's actually right next to the old cider mill.

I used to own a dentist's drill
but then I got the doctor's bill,
and I drilled the bill until it and the drill dissolved to nil.

Well she took this old abortion pill,
or birth control pill,or suicide pill whatever you will.
This all happened on capitol hill.

The doctor sent her the medical bill
on which she used an electric drill.
I told her it was not quite as effective as a pneumatic drill
but she was not listenting as she had taken 100 a sleeping pill.

You are an appropriation bill,
you are the battle of bunker hill,
you are the capital of Brazil.

01/10/2013