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Nannie nannie boo boo, I'm telling.

by Johnny Crimson

He went by Adam
though some called him Adams.
His real name was Addle,
which is not short for Alex.
His favorite nut was Almond.
In dogs he's the Alpha.

His timing was ample,
and so was his angle.
He once broke his ankle,
chasing a girl named Anna.

She favored apples,
she came from Babel,
hence her tendency to babble.

Addle put Anna in a barrel,
and headed to battle.

The witches did cackle,
and straddle their carrots
like riding their cattle.

The airwaves did crackle
as they continued to dabble
into more and more of a brewing gaggle.

Addle began to haggle
with the witches and a jackal.

He told them he had paddled
and the boat began to rattle.

The jackal was rode by way of saddle.
The jackal also played scrabble.
He was free but mostly shackled,
though he did learn how to spackle.

Addle then straddled the jackal,
and took him to the raffle
where enlarged whores played tackle.

Don't ever tattle.

10/22/2012

Author's Note: Whaaat?

Posted on 10/22/2012
Copyright © 2024 Johnny Crimson

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by A. Paige White on 10/24/12 at 01:17 PM

LOL... I've written off the wall stuff like this too and wondered where in the world and why and what freakin language is this? what else can I say but echo your author's note.
whaaaat?

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