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Please listen carefully to this important road safety message

by David Cunningham

(RBT is the Australian abbreviation for "Random Breath Test", as performed by the police)

What shall we do with the drunken driver?
What shall we do with the drunken driver?
What shall we do with the drunken driver?
Early in the morning.

Pull him over for an RBT.
Pull him over for an RBT.
Slap on the cuffs and throw away the key!
Early in the morning.

Friends don't let friends drive home drunk.
Friends don't let friends drive home drunk.
Watch out for your mates who haven't thunk!
Early in the morning.

Taxi bus or a designated driver.
Taxi bus or a designated driver.
And we'll all get home alive-r!
Early in the morning.

07/18/2012

Posted on 07/18/2012
Copyright © 2025 David Cunningham

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Deborah Breuer on 07/19/12 at 09:48 PM

I like the flavor of this poem. An interesting spin on an important issue. I'd like very much to use it in my classroom if possible. Let me know. Well done.

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