A joint missed, joint dissed, I'm pissed. No shit.
I came here to light if that bitch wants to fight,
this just isnt his night.
I'ma hit this shit, ignore the fight, be polite,
and pass that shit to the right.
Lost in a joint mist, no fists, not pissed.
You lippy little bitch, go on and write
your stupid little list.
You said my name is gonna be the
first that you hit.
You need to see a doctor man!
Your ass is full of men and
Your mouth is full shit.
Shit joints gone, game over,
you quit. You just quit playin when you
threw your little fit.
Wait a minute, don't go I'm not done,
thats not it. *Spark...Puff Puff*
Joint mist, your dissed, I'm pissed.
You look hungry man!
Here eat this fuckin fist!
Now you sleep, not a peep, countin
sheep, fuck your stupid list!
Now I'm done, now I'll go.
Not pissed, not dissed. *Puff Puff*
(Coughing) A joint mist.

01/20/2012

Author's Note: I will admit that I had probably been listening to way too much rap when I wrote this.

Posted on 01/20/2012
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