No one shoots at Santa Claus
(except if you live in
Philadelphia)

Even there,
fans only
"boo" the big guy

Personally I WOULD not shoot
Santa Claus
even though
He Never brought me
anything,

I am Jewish
I thought I deserved
something
Hannuka just
isn't the same

A Menorah pales
in comparison
to a Christmas tree

08/19/2011

Author's Note: Special thanks to Aaron Micheals

Posted on 08/19/2011
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