Really enjoyed the reference to Alice. Quite interesting to me personally (I don't think i figured out what the theme is though) since just yesterday when I went upstairs for a shower as the water was draining away I remembered a song (that her mom sang to her as a kid)my Mom sang to me as a kid (and my kids when they were little and my grandkids now, too) that goes like this, "Alice, where art thou going? Upstairs to take a bath. Alice, with legs like toothpicks, neck like a giraffe? Alice, Where art thou going? Oh my body, oh my soul, there goes alice down that hole... Alice, where art thou going? glub glub glub." My first name is Alice, lol. My mom swears she couldn't think of anything else that went with Paige. ;-}

oops, i left out part of a verse. I never can remember it right, even though I got Mama to sing it to me again yesterday afternoon, because i couldn't remember all of it.

Everyone should read this one aloud. It's like a song. I enjoyed it.