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Modern Math
by Steven Craig
Bob has 3 apples.
Jill has 2 apples.
Ben has a crate.
Ted has a hammer and three nails.
Barbara has an empty 6 liter bucket with 2 sponges.
Jim ate one of Bobs apples.
Bob gave Jim black eyes and a single fat lip.
Fred the 5-star deputy arrested Bob on 2 simple assault charges.
Martha ate Bob's other 2 apples while he was in jail.
Imir el Shalala (The Killer of Doves), takes Ben's crate and places a 4 oz package of plastic explosive in it.
Judy picks 3 new apples and places them in with the plastic explosive.
Dillon uses Ted's hammer and 3 nails to close Ben's crate with Imir's (The Killer of Doves), plastic explosive and leave it at the post office with the jails address for 2-day delivery.
Sandy lites a fuse hanging out of the crate.
The fuse goes out.
Sandy lites a second fuse and blows on it until it is over 934 degrees F.
The crate catches on fire and melts the plastic explosive without detonating it even once.
The 3 apples in the crate that Judy placed in the crate roll out only 1/2 baked.
How many mantled howler monkeys in Ecuador moved to southern Mexico as a result?
01/29/2011 Author's Note: This .... was the easy one
Posted on 01/29/2011
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