My baby and me
We were layin' in bed
She turned to me
This is what she had said

I had my ups
I had my falls
Nothing beats a pair of
Clean shaven balls
Clean shaven balls
Clean shaven balls

My baby and me
We were watchin' TV
I turned to her
Babe, you just watch and see

I had my ups
I had my falls
Pulled down my pants
Clean shaven balls
Clean shaven balls
Clean shaven balls

We fucked all night
Until my balls turned blue
Then again the next morning
Another hundred times or two
The moral of the story
Is boy, you've got to be brave
Pull out that razor
And shave, shave shave

Clean shaven balls
Clean shaven balls
Clean shaven balls

01/21/2011

Author's Note: Song done in the style of the 12 bar blues, a mic check song. Gets a few laughs.

Posted on 01/21/2011
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