Told my best friend where I've been
I made love to an alien
She came from the stars above
Looking for a human to love
I could tell her anatomy wasn't the same as me
She said "one size fits all"
So I took her back to her space ship
I started to flip for this cosmic chick
I told her I believe in safe sex
She whipped out an intergalactic prophylactic, yeah...

Her dad saw what we had done
He came at me with a ray gun
Her mom started cursing at me
In some kind of alien tongue
I have nobody else
I am in love with a shapeshifter who is going away
Maybe at another galaxy
And she wants to take me
Anal probe and rape me
She wants to take me
Anal probe and rape me

I am so sick of these human girls
I need to get some alien ass
I am so sick of this human life
I need to abduct me an alien wife

01/21/2011

Author's Note: A song as played by me and my band...a personal favorite

Posted on 01/21/2011
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