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by Johnny Crimson

Smite! (Good evening)
Heinz claudevauss pen der finkle. (My tie is small I know)
Toplizbin eben schniinen. (I've plans to take over the world)
Papel vowderoff pine vochkt koffphenin. (You will work for me and my moustache)
Vickle paster fevleininstein. (The enemy is obvious now)
Vickle paster judwessinklauss. (as they are not here today)
Harbour fed kracktal nachtev. (we will use what we have)
Farber ein dishter beffle wafenkonch. (our army and navy shall be the envy of the entire world)
Klaus! Klaus macht schteinen brazah. (Rejoice, we will rejoice in the vast riches we shall inherit from this plunder)
Uber vecht mach nein far puzingarden bizteil arbergad. (None shall ever forget the cause for which we fight)
Weis benza clobenhadden febernein. (Not if he knows what's good for him)
Vauss..Vauss vuchen ein habezhadden. (It..it will be done for the people)
Vauss vuchen ein lebenzhadden. (It will be done by the people)
Vauss vuchen ein habizzenhadden. (It will be forever our people)

(The orator then removes his pistol from it's holster and while rendering his salute to the nation, shoots himself in the temple)

..Fein beck aussfein tolz pine hazkenacht (A great silence fell across the audience)
Fein beck auss taberchangeinkarben (This was a silence of change)

12/16/2010

Author's Note: We forget, we die.

Posted on 12/16/2010
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