Consider this my resignation
from every daunting task ahead
I caught a fever beneath my bones
the moment you said "The Queen is dead."

Now on old smith street below
the jugglers get in the way of the day
The King rides by on his servant horse
as the Manchester mice do play.

Mr. Shankly told us nothing
as William went and bought the ring
while some girls are bigger than others
well you should really see this thing.

We pass by the boy with the thorn in his side
yeah that bigmouth will certainly strike again.
They sceamed "panic" on the streets of london
but nothing could shake this charming man.

This sweet and tender hooligan,
oh stop me if you've heard this one before.
He made the shoplifters of the world unite,
but that joke just isn't funny anymore.

Was it last night I dreamt that somebody loved me?
My girlfriend Sheila in a coma, lets hope she does(nt) take a bow.
I saw a vicar in a tutu with a sign saying
"What difference does it make and How soon is now?"

With hand in glove I found shakespeares sister
and explained to her that "I won't share you."
Surely the death of a disco dancer is tragic
like a Smith's song, I can't compare to.

12/03/2010