a true man by Eric Hinklei am not a true man.
i have never learned to have a
one-night stand.
my heart always gets the best of me.
i am not a sexual stallion.
don't worry about an allnighter,
unless you mean to drive away from me.
i have never learned to play
a sport.
i will only whoop your ass
at fooseball or checkers
(especially if you're drunk).
i don't even know the
working rules of a chess
board, and can only deal
a handful of card games.
i have never learned to ride
a motorcycle, or even to drain
my own oil.
my faucet repairs last an hour,
and then it's back to the drip.
i can barely bench press your tiny grandma,
and probably not many times.
i've never punched anyone, and
dread ever having to.
i've never learned how to down
a quart of whiskey without having
to puke-paint the walls.
i can make a mean tostada,
though,
and that far outweighs
any of this shit. 09/21/2010 Author's Note: just another love letter to my dear beloved self
Posted on 09/21/2010 Copyright © 2024 Eric Hinkle
Member Comments on this Poem |
Posted by Charlie Morgan on 09/21/10 at 04:12 PM ...eric, this is waaaay cool, bubba. i giggled and then got serious, then giggled some more...really a niiiiiiice sentiment about all that other %^&*#@ vs. a tostada. |
Posted by Linda Fuller on 09/23/10 at 09:22 PM Eric, your poems always make me smile... |
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