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A Repost of Revenge is Mine

by Maude Curtis

All you ladies have had this happen to you.
You stumble to the bathroom half asleep,
to find your hubby has left the toliet seat up
and you're sitting in cold water hip deep.

I utter a protest at the top of my lungs
and he calls meekly, "Honey, what's wrong?"
I explain in words that could make a sailor blush
and be heard from here to Hong Kong.

Gathering my dignity I hop in a hot shower
only to have the water go cold.
My husband was trying to make up for his blunder,
by making the coffee without being told.

My renewed burst of violent profanity,
brought him running with pleas of mercy.
Silently vowing my revenge on him,
I smiled sweetly and said, "It's OK, Honey."

Retreating from the bathroom with a big sigh
wondering what he could be in for.
He'll never expect my revenge when it comes
for it's something I must prepare for.

He'll look over his shoulder, around every corner
and expect the worst at any time.
But I'll be my sweet tempered self
and in time, revenge will be mine.


Author's Note: The guys that have read this think it is very funny. BUT it's not so funny when it happens to you. Wives of the world unite to stop this insanity.

Posted on 07/29/2010
Copyright © 2023 Maude Curtis

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Charlie Morgan on 07/29/10 at 09:27 PM

...nahahaha, wweeeellll he's been warned.

Posted by George Hoerner on 07/30/10 at 01:39 PM

Very cute. I copied this for my wife to read.

Posted by Charles E Minshall on 07/30/10 at 05:36 PM

At last a poet with a sense of humor. You gave me a good laugh this morning. I had to get my wife in here to read it. Thanks!!!!CharMin

Posted by Morgan D Hafele on 07/31/10 at 02:23 AM

hahaha a very fun read!

Posted by A. Paige White on 05/12/12 at 09:46 PM

Fortunately my husband is well trained in this area! But I've had guests that gave me that shock...

Posted by Mo Couts on 07/03/12 at 03:57 PM

Hehehe, awesome!

Posted by Mo Couts on 07/03/12 at 03:57 PM

Hehehe, awesome!

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