They think they're pretty
Although they could never be witty
With their plastic surgery
They often can be found in front of a jury

Divorce every few weeks
Lets put some more botox in them cheeks
Many people adore you
Even when those pesky tabloid reporters make a whore of you

You carry your dog around in a 5,000 dollar purse
And sometimes dress them up like a nurse
You have 20 fur coats made of mink
Even though because of you they may become extinct

Some of you help those in need
And in my book thats a very good deed
In the end karma comes back around
So you better prepare for it, because its on the rebound.

06/06/2010

Author's Note: Written a few years ago, was pretty young. Still think its kinda funny.

Posted on 06/06/2010
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