Do you remember the time
Jesse Spano
(who hated men
but had a guy's name,
by the way)
took all those
caffeine pills
to stay awake for
finals
or papers,
rock singing group,
dance competition,
debate team,
dance coordinator,
doo wop singing group,
dealing with AC (that pig),
Kelly dating cheating-college-guy Jeff (giving Jeff's a bad name),
the time they crashed Lisa's Mom's car after drinking at a party,
or for whatever other reason?

“I'm so excited
I'm so excited
I'm so...scared.”

And who was there?!

Zack Morris.
There to save the day
again.

Man he was cool.

That phone
using fake IDs to get into the club to date that college girl
his hair
dating AC's little sister
always escaped detention
mastermind best friend Screech
two words: Stacey Carosi
quiz show hero – name those planets!

And
he got to kiss
Tiffani (Amber) Thiessen
before she dropped the Amber
and became villain on 90210.

He's a true baller.

06/02/2010

Posted on 06/03/2010
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