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Not Wearing a Stitch

by Marcus Lane

Cried a knitter (found nude on the beach),
"Look away, guys, I beg and beseech!
I'm a sexy young bitch
Who's not wearing a stitch,
And my knitting just ain't gonna reach!"

05/30/2010

Posted on 05/29/2010
Copyright © 2024 Marcus Lane

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by George Hoerner on 05/30/10 at 01:02 AM

Cute, very cute. I knew a knitter once and you know what psychiatrists say about knitting.

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