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One Million Fans

by Jared Orlando

“Like, the problem is
According to John
Just a friend from like school
He posted on his Facebook
On his wall, all these comments
I mean I had to “like” it
No, it has to be true because
He found it on like Wikipedia
or something
That’s like, the official online source
And his dad knows, knew some guy
In like the army
And he said that the government
All a buncha suits and squares
The guys with guns and all
Don’t know what they
Are fighting for
It’s all a conspiracy
They hashtagged it
On Twitter, so I followed it
Leading us all into a corner
To pluck us out one by one
But I got the answer
Well yeah I do
and If I get one million fans
I’ma change the world.”

04/24/2010

Posted on 04/24/2010
Copyright © 2024 Jared Orlando

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Charlie Morgan on 04/24/10 at 10:53 PM

...jared, this is somecrazy thing, here. i, like loved...had to re-read it just to chuckle more...a wonderous tale of, 'got it figgered out, just need seed money' again, cool write. oh, btw, sign me up...now just 999,999,999 left to go.

Posted by Gabriel Ricard on 04/25/10 at 12:13 PM

I love it.

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