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by Joan Serratelli

He tells me
when to eat,
what to eat
and how much
to eat.

I could understand this
if I was overweight,
but I weigh 95 lbs
(after eating)

He tells me
not to eat ice cream
cake is a "no-no"
Why have I not
eaten the chocolate
ice cream?

Why did I eat
an entire cake
in 4 days?

....BECAUSE
I WEIGH 93 LBS!

03/24/2010

Author's Note: You tell me?

Posted on 03/24/2010
Copyright © 2026 Joan Serratelli

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Gregory O'Neill on 03/24/10 at 09:48 PM

I guess I'm at a loss...but actually I guess you are. Ben Franklin once noted that, "since the improvment of cookery, people eat twice as much as nature require." Guess you are an exception, but I hope you will strive to put a bit more so-called meat on your bones! Again, you are straight forward here in your communication. Thanks. Now, go eat a dozen bags of fries!

Posted by Joe Cramer on 03/26/10 at 01:00 AM

... an amazing write.....

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