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Failed Romantic Encounters #9

by Therese Elaine

*shuffles feet*...didn't forget your birthday ...
*mumbles*...just...*sigh*...spent all my money
on X-box games.

*runs*

02/06/2010

Author's Note: Heard this one more than once...along with, "let me just finish this level!"

Posted on 02/07/2010
Copyright © 2024 Therese Elaine

Member Comments on this Poem
Posted by Nicole D Gregory on 02/07/10 at 05:35 AM

I would have followed it with... THUD! *knife enters with loud noise* X-box junkie falls to ground *everything in room jumps as body tumbles* Wow! wii fit's jousting does pay off. --> Crap. That's not going to come out in haiku format in the comments section, huh?<-- (I'll help you hide the body) ;) ~N

Posted by Ken Harnisch on 02/07/10 at 05:59 AM

I'm sorry...this is too painful to laugh at or with...but I am smiling broadly..another devastating blow to Nintendo stockholders and those who worship in their name.

Posted by Joan Serratelli on 02/07/10 at 05:34 PM

Little boys, little toys; bigger boys, bigger toys! Been there, lived with it. He'll get bored and find a new toy.

Posted by Richard Colinson on 02/07/10 at 08:31 PM

A large pair of kitchen scissors would happily cut the cord sustaining the xbox. Maybe one day he'd thank you for it?

Posted by Richard Colinson on 02/07/10 at 08:31 PM

A large pair of kitchen scissors would happily cut the cord sustaining the xbox. Maybe one day he'd thank you for it?

Posted by Gabriel Ricard on 02/08/10 at 05:02 PM

Heh. Nice.

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