Crazy son of a chicken-monkey frog-goat leg
Fly all this way just to take a boat in my moat.

I report aye aye capitano with a high “C”,
Reminds me of the drink I like Hi-C.

Fruity-citrus yummy punch makes me zing!
Ah! Zing! Like Yang and Yin. Or Crack and
Smack went to the ghetto...where the hell is
My Hi-C?

I don't want no Tampico. It's Hi-C, H-I--C!
Spelled Hu Eye – Cee. Got it damn yo!
Get it right.

Or we's goin' to fight! Please make me my
san'wich now. I wants it to be real good...
Put some decent amount of fixin' on it.
I like that spread the best.

We's gonna be sittin' here a while. Takes
yo' time son. “I'm gonna be waitin'”(sings)
till my social security check get here. That
be in like fi' or six days, I gather.

Well if you want you go on ahead and fix
That fence. You paint it a nice cherry red.
Som'tin nice like that then I'is pay you friday.

Meanwhile, it's time to be rappin' bout some
good 'ol Hi-C! Then I gonna sit here and be
me.

01/20/2010

Posted on 02/06/2010
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